joshpeck:

joshpeck:

baby really hurt me crying in a taxi he don’t wanna know me says he made the big mistake of dancing in my storm

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they say “you’re a little much for me, you’re a liability, you’re a little much for me”

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dudethisissick:

stardustyles:

and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a 

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Is this the kids bop version

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mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

you ever go fuck it and slap your own ass

not in a horny way more like a cowboy slapping his horses hindquarters to jostle it along but in this scenario you are both horse and rider combined into one vaguely stressed and very fast creature

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lexlifts:

jewishsquats:

Do ppl giggle during sex??

If you can’t laugh during sex you’re having sex with the wrong person.

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